fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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