My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
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