I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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