His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
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I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
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I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
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