like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
It's shark week go big or go home
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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