I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
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He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
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I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Dear god my vagina.
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