just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
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