Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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