I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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