nut hugger
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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