once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
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I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
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We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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