she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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