Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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