he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I just googled if crying burns calories
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
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I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
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She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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