She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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