i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
Me. At least after what I've been through.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Randomize
