you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
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I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
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Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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