she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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