you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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