Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
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I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
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smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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