I'm lost and stupid without you.
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Houston, we have a blender
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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