Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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