i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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