everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
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you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
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I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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