Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
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