I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
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The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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