Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
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2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
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My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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