you turned your livingroom into a bong?
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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