summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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