Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
