Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
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I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
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Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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