Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
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a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
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To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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