Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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