Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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