I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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