What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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