She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
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