i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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