i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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