Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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