I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
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I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
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That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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