If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
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remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
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I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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