P.S. I can't hear my feet
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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