Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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