foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
So many bounce houses so little time
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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