And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
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