Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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