4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
You left your phone here
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