Having a random hookup so left but love u
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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