smell my finger.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
do herpes really smell.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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