You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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