In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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