Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Randomize
