Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
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"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
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I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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