TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
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according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
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your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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