but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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