Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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