it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I'm sobbing to NWA
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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