OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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