rhymes with "ouble enetration"
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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